Automations/Schedule

Topic radar

15 public stories that fail the laugh test, for writing later

Pattern taken from operators who email themselves a daily list and write from it. Not a content bot.

“The Groxercist pulls 15 to 20 trending topics that don’t meet the laugh test, then emails the list at noon.”@HahaHypno

AUTOMATION: Topic radar
JOB: 15 public stories that fail the laugh test, for writing later
TRIGGER: schedule · Daily · 12:00
REPORT: email
NOTE: Scheduled. Available to everyone.
Once a day at noon, pull 15–20 trending public topics that are absurd, contradictory, or sanctimonious.

For each:
- Topic in 8 words
- Why it fails a basic laugh / consistency test, one line
- A hook I could write from, not the joke itself

Rules:
- No slurs. No targeting private people. Public figures and institutions only.
- No “here are some ideas!!”
- Rank by how useful they are to write about, not by how loud they are.
- End with the three I should actually sit down with.
RULES: Fresh run each time. Do not send, pay, post, or delete unless I said so in this prompt. If you lack a connector, say so and continue with public data.

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